She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize