Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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