3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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