your room smells of hookers.
And success
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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