dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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