hotel room ftw
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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