i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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