I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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