we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My ATM looks so different sober.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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