I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize