Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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