her vagine was all disorganized.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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