office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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