why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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