I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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