im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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