even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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