I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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