So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
handjob tips. give me some.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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