I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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