maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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