belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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