How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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