So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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