i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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