All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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