The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
why is half of my head shaved?
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