STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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