Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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