Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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