Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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