6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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