come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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