I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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