I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize