Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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