I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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