kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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