the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Can you repeat that, but with context?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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