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(937): View more from Ohio

she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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(604): View more from British Columbia

People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

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(303): View more from Colorado

Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt

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(863): View more from Florida

Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"

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