I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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