I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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