Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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