I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
That accounts for only three of the penises
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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