Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize