i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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