guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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