Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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