Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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