Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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