We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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